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 Post subject: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Jan.10.11 3:48 am 
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Даяар Дурсагдах Гишvvн
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I'm pretty sure that everyone has done something embarrassing but fun to remember back sometime.
So please share! :cheerleader:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Jan.10.11 3:56 am 
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When i was shopping with my mum i thought she was with me, and i was talking about some bra and i told about my dreams and bla bla bla.. and also said like 'you have gorgeous boobs this size should fit' then i turn me to my mum with a bra in my hand then.. there was a man who I thought was my mom xaxa! my mum had already left the store i was in .. :oops:
at the moment it was REALLY embarrasing :razz:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Jan.15.11 6:32 pm 
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that man was me, hahaha!


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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Jan.18.11 6:58 am 
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haha just hope not for gods sake!! :razz:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Jan.18.11 7:19 am 
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same thing happened to me too...haha...i was at target, i guess...and i was about to check out and waiting on the line...and there was a shopping cart with bunch of cute bras on it,so i looked around it, seemed like nobody belongs to it...so i came close to that shopping cart and checked out those bras...

then i realized one old man, looking at me like really carefully...i was like what the heck is he? is he maniac or what? then i gave him dirty look and went back to where i stand out before...then i saw a girl, around my age, she get to that shopping cart...and i was like oh okay, it was her cart then i saw that old man again, then i realized he was her father...

i just felt ashamed though! those bras for his daughter and i grabbed those bras and he couldn't warn me that it belongs to someone else...thats why he looked at me so carefully...hahaha....poor man...

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Feb.07.11 8:46 am 
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hahaa pooor man.. awkward things happens :laugh5:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Feb.15.11 1:00 am 
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Location: Хийнээ хийнэ... амжинаа амжина...
http://mylifeisaverage.com/
you guys will like it... most of them made up but still funny though

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.01.11 7:20 pm 
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well on the other day i was shopping @ the mall, and this shirt i really liked and i wanted to try them on..
so i went to the changing room, then took off my t-shirt was about to try the plaid shirt, at the same moment some bastard was stalking me from the start i showed up and went to the room, i didn't knew if i turned back and saw him slightly moving the changin' room's curtain..
and i was like WTF? said "close the curtain, what the hell?" and he closed the curtain.
after that i tried the shirt, that wasn't really good.
theeeeen, i wanted to get out of the mall, like goin back to the entrance door..
i saw that stalker @ the entrance door, then acted like didn't saw him..
but then he just walked into me and gave me freakin icecream then apologized about seeing my bra.
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actually it was embarrassing and funny @ same time..
anyways i took the icecream, and went :frog:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.02.11 3:05 am 
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:wahaha:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.02.11 4:25 am 
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Guy came his home drunken again. His wife was standing at door furiously and shouted :
- Oh no not again ! How many times you arrive your home like this. How much money did you spend this time ah !
- 400 bucks
- Whaaat ! That's a goddamn huge amount of money for one night ! What did you do with this money ?
- You can't understand because you don't drink, you don't smoke and you have your own p*ss*....

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.04.11 5:53 pm 
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never knew schizo was a girl.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.05.11 12:53 am 
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now u know.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.24.11 12:43 pm 
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Lets have fun this beat is SICK


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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.24.11 1:00 pm 
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i dont rememder that things so let me tell you some joke

Гадаа хүйтрэхээр чукча анр яадаг вэ?
Урцандаа ороонд лааныхаа дэргэд суудаг
Тэгвэл бүүр илүү хүйтрэхээр яадаг вэ?
Лаагаа асаадаг. hahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.24.11 1:04 pm 
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oh i forgot to tell you guys some thing
if you are mongolian speak mongolia.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.24.11 1:07 pm 
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STFU!


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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.24.11 1:12 pm 
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One time I was walking down the street and saw this girl who is a friend's friend. I walked up to her and gave her a huge hug and I said "OMG It's Veronica, how are you?" and she told me "I'm not Veronica, I'm Madison"


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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.25.11 12:36 pm 
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last time, i was about to go through the security door in my bank and the stupid ID wasn't working so I pulled out the card from my wallet (not aware of the crowd that was behind me, mostly HR girls :p) at the same time 2 condoms popped out and landed on the floor. All the girls were giggling and laughing, I had this temptation of embarrassment but soon realized that it's nothing to worry about. I felt like a real HIV protected person. After that one girl started to hit on me. Naah she didn't have a chance.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.25.11 12:49 pm 
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One time when i was in bus, i thought i saw my cousin's friend. Then i shouted so loudly like everyone can hear to that girl to say Hi.but she wasn't my cousins friend. i was so embarrassed and felt like i am idiot


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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.29.11 1:42 am 
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So I was totally just learning Mongolian, and one day my Mongol egch comes back from getting her eyebrows tattoed in UB. They looked really good so I say:

"Xooe Egchee ta yamar xoorxon tomsogtoi we!" Of course everyone in the ger gets real quiet and looks at me like I had grown a second head.
"Yu gene?"
"Tanii tomsog aimar xoorxon bolson" By now I know that something was going on because my duu is just about dying from trying to hold back his laughter...so I pause for a moment and really think about what I said when it hits me.... :oops:
"Xomsog, tomsog bishee ta xoorxon xomsogtoi" I exclaim as I turn beet red from the humilation of it.

Don't you just love learning a new language???

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.29.11 10:53 am 
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hahaha. Oh i just LMAO

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.29.11 10:55 am 
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deer neg zamiin tsagdaagiin raport unshij baisan chin.

Jolooch nar dund hiigui duguitai mashin ih baisan tul Jolooch nariig bugdiig n Hohoj taviulav getsn baisiishde whahaha. Yadjiihad emegtei gatsdaa lolronz.

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.29.11 8:02 pm 
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Very funny

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.30.11 4:05 am 
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So I was totally just learning Mongolian, and one day my Mongol egch comes back from getting her eyebrows tattoed in UB. They looked really good so I say:

"Xooe Egchee ta yamar xoorxon tomsogtoi we!" Of course everyone in the ger gets real quiet and looks at me like I had grown a second head.
"Yu gene?"
"Tanii tomsog aimar xoorxon bolson" By now I know that something was going on because my duu is just about dying from trying to hold back his laughter...so I pause for a moment and really think about what I said when it hits me.... :oops:
"Xomsog, tomsog bishee ta xoorxon xomsogtoi" I exclaim as I turn beet red from the humilation of it.

Don't you just love learning a new language???
hahaha omg a gorgeous one :wd:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: Apr.30.11 4:06 am 
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oh i forgot to tell you guys some thing
if you are mongolian speak mongolia.
it is called ¨english corner¨ for some reason?? :bigthumpup:

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 Post subject: Re: Lets have FUN
PostPosted: May.26.11 11:51 am 
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So I was totally just learning Mongolian, and one day my Mongol egch comes back from getting her eyebrows tattoed in UB. They looked really good so I say:

"Xooe Egchee ta yamar xoorxon tomsogtoi we!" Of course everyone in the ger gets real quiet and looks at me like I had grown a second head.
"Yu gene?"
"Tanii tomsog aimar xoorxon bolson" By now I know that something was going on because my duu is just about dying from trying to hold back his laughter...so I pause for a moment and really think about what I said when it hits me.... :oops:
"Xomsog, tomsog bishee ta xoorxon xomsogtoi" I exclaim as I turn beet red from the humilation of it.

Don't you just love learning a new language???

Eyebrows tattoed? what the hell?


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