So I'm at a club and I meet this girl who isn't the absolute ideal of beauty that a bunch of phaggots in the media have set for me, and she says "I think you're cute". So I says "thanks". I figured why not throw this trainwreck a bone, it's not like she has many options considering she's 5'3 (stump) with 34C's (prefer 36D) and those weird pointy elbows.
I got crafty around closing time and said, "we should get something to eat, is there any place open that makes peanut butter sandwiches?". "OMG" she replied, "I've got all the ingredients to make peanut butter sandwiches at my place!". So she said bye to her friends, and told them we were going to her place for peanut butter sandwiches and we hopped in a cab.
When we got to her place she went to go to the kitchen, and I was like, "naw I don't really want peanut butter sandwiches, I really just wanted to sex you", and she was all happy that I wanted to sex her cause she thought I was "cute".
We took off all our clothes and I stuck my wang in her and had sex for like 20min and we both made our privates sneeze.
After the sex I asked her if I could have some peanut butter sandwiches. That's when she dropped the bombshell. She said "I usually don't make peanut butter sandwiches for guys after I have sex with them, but you're cute n' stuff so I'll make you two!"
She had sex with other guys!
so you were expecting her to be "virgin"? come on get a life..
Obviously, you weren`t virgin and you guys aren`t in relationship so I don`t get what is the point here..
oh and you are the only person who eats peanut butter sandwich after club...